Saturday, 5 April 2008

Rampant Rabbit

I have never masturbated

3 years ago, a male friend (well toaster) asked how often I masturbated. I said I never had ...he didn't believe me. I started wondering why I'd never touched myself ....to be honest I guess I'd just never been inclined to.

After our telephone conversation , I tried to masturbate . It didn't work . Trying to stimulate myself felt weird . Strangely I was shy to do it even though I was the only one in the room.

I didn't think much about masturbating again until recently. I was at a comedy show, and there was a brilliant female stand up who brought out a Rampant rabbit as part of her act ...I was mesmerized

She extolled its virtues , and I was sold . I wish I knew how to masturbate . It would be so liberating , I.e learning how to pleasure myself . It probably would help my sex life as well because you would probably find it easier to let a man know what pleases you if you know what it is. At the moment I don't know and I haven't explored my body at all ... so even when I'm with someone who wants to go all out for me I cant really guide them.

These gadgets are able to pulse , wave, vibrate at varying speeds all at the touch of a button. I have been online today researching / trying to see if I Can find something that will help me start / feel comfortable about masturbating. I also wanted to order a rabbit but it looks sooo big , I'm not sure if I want to start out with something that huge. I might look round for something smaller / more discreet.

Even as I type I'm not sure if I will be able to use the gadgets once they arrive .

Any hints tips or links gratefully received.

Thanks


10 comments:

ShadeCrown said...

LMAOOOO
well buy it, try it out and gist us.. ok love? lol

ibiluv said...

i dont touch myself.i never feel the need to...rabbits?ride on sis...whatever suits u.......

Unmodern said...

Ibiluv...not even the least bit curious about why you are not interested ?

I dont feel the need either ...guess Im just exploring why I'm not interested when others seem so into it . Worth a proper go I reckon ...and if it still doesn't do anything for me I guess Ill just accept that masturbation aint for everyone.

Sha jist me about yoru own nau :D ...LOL I'll update when I get the toys

ablackjamesbond said...

Have got my eyes on u

Nice Anon said...

Why use a toy when u have God's natural gift...Ding ding! your fingers!

Unmodern said...

Nice anon. Thats the problem ...I tried with my fingers but it was weird / didnt interest me . So Im thinking maybe with some toys I ownt be so weirded out? Dunno sha

Jay said...

I am an ex-employee of Ann summmers...this stuff is what women scream about. Its not my cup of tea but it works, infact there are 3 versions of the rabbit and they all outdo each other

Girl its all in the mind...you have to set the mood up there first.

Goodluck.

soupasexy said...

geeez, i cant help u on this one...dont know how to masturbate too...but that rabbit looks delicious...av heard a lot abt it..maybe i shd start too...lol

Anonymous said...

please don't do it...check online for people who have been hooked on things like that...
It is simply not right!

Anonymous said...

Please do go and do it! After witnessing my wife orgasm for what seems like an eternity whilst using a vibrator on her, I need no further convincing as to which sex has the most fun - think yourself lucky, when a man masturbates he gets about 3 seconds of pleasure and then that's it for at least an hour, whereas you have the opportunity of intense sustained pleasure. As for technique, just centre on the clitoris and turn your vibrator to full and think of whatever thoughts women think of to turn them selves on and just keep it there until you climax or better still combine it with sexual intercourse. Good luck.